Miserable Retail Slave
S04E21. Her Face was a Rorschach Test

A Secret Mistress/ Jortney/ Mudstreaks/ Tommy’s tombstone inscription/ Waitresses/ Conversations with Sober Tommy/Fruit Beer/ Bud Lite whispers/ A list of Tommy’s problems/ Do d-bags ever get tired of being douchey/ The Douche Program/ Line tattoos/ Crushing protein G’s/ Randy’s hair debacles/ “Don’t bite the fist”/ Saint Tootsie/ A Wolfman Baby/ The Convenience Nurse has a boyfriend/ Shout out to the moon/ ethical boners/ Pear: vegetable or fruit/ Cobweb elbows/ Loyalty Tattoo/ The Meaning of Cobweb Tattoos/ Updates on Ariel and online dating/ Is she an Ariel or an Ursula?/ Delicious B…./ Those bennies/ Raccoon Guy/ Underappreciated orgy guy/ The Bev Hypothesis/ Build an Acme trap/ Don’t have Sebastians/ Xanax Bars/ the Cannabis Cup/ Randy’s prog-rock band, Pipe N Bong/ Liking Phish/ iTunes reviews/ Dexter from Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics/ The Namor Podcast/ Aquaman’s wet t-shirt contest/ Skate or die/Tommy downloads the Couch Party app/Tommy yells into his phone/Anti-social media


(Episode 121)


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Direct download: S04E21._Her_Face_was_a_Rorschach_Test.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:47pm EDT

S04E20. Discount Ramen

Randy is discount ramen/ “down to Earth”/ Out of my league/ The Velveeta Mac/ Hunks/ Tommy has a smart phone!/ The Gravy Train/ Tommy talks into his phone/ Jortney/ Nose rings/ The Nose Taint/ Small Town Saturday Night/ Dancing on Ladies Night Out/ Secretly a Dancing Guy/ Randy won High School and Prom/ John Hughes Prom/ Prom Queens Gone Wild/ Tommy Two Shots/ The Death of Randy/ Things that should not be/ Speaking of Dying/ Tommy knows the lyrics to Magic Carpet Ride/ Randy’s Epic Rant/ The Thrilling Memoirs/ Poets/ Shoelaces/ Saving a bag/ Finding Moderation Tommy/ Paranormal Chef/ HAB’s cosplay idea/ Ruining Catwoman/ Sentimental Randy/ One Single Tear/ Documentary Now/ Michelle Pfeiffer/ P*ss On It/ Tommy hates cigarettes/ Smoking/ Canada’s Angriest Son/ Bragging about Memes/ Disclaimer Boy/ Feedback from S04E19/ Budgens/ Wooing women on online dating sites/ The Rug Doctor is Here/ Wonky Eye/ FISHING PUNS/ Let me tap that bass/ Be my shrimp boat captain/“I didn’t have to go fishing, I found my bass”/ Outdoorsy/ Too much adjective glory with a critical typo/Ariel or Ursula

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Intro: Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
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(Episode 120)

Direct download: S04E20._Discount_Ramen.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:10am EDT

Special guest, Cassi (@mixedfeelingspc) from Mixed Feelings Podcast!!!! *blushes*


An all-female football league/ Curious Vanilla Ice/ Ice Boxes/ The Legend of Touchdown Tommy/ Condiments/ Mustard/ Cassi’s Nascar Adventures/ Tommy actually promotes the podcast/ Cassi gets interviewed/ Tom Selleck’s cut-out/ Commemorative Plate talk/ Favorite curse words or phrases/ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/ TMNT in concert/ Trying to get Splinter to communicate with you/ Michelangelo Cassi vs. Chad/ Randy took nunchuks to school/ The Shredder-Krang bromance/ Krang talk/ Hulk Hogan on the beach/ Hulk Hogan’s fannypack/ When the quality gets weird/ Greek Yoda/ A real Sharknado/ Pick your horror movie icon/ Harnessing Freddy’s friendship/ What would you do if you woke up to find a cat sitting on your chest?/Cassi’s fat cat gets a manicure/ Tommy and Abe Falcon drink absinthe/ Cocaine, the drink/ The Convenience Nurse at work/ A convenient Honey/ The Honey Quota/ Diner terms of endearment/ Clarissa/ Michelangelo is bae/ Identifying your turtle/ Online dating updates/ Getting Crawfished/ Wonky Eye/ Reverse Catfishing/ Too good looking to get a job/ Redheads?/ Active profile pics/ Cassi will check your medicine cabinet/ Hooking up with a Hawking/ Cassi’s Exit Strategy/ Tommy’s worst date ever/ Drinking Hands/ The origin of Hey, girl. Hey/ Cassi’s first date/ The first time Randy heard about sex/ Getting banned on Instagram

Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

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Direct download: S04E19._Wonky_Eye.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:17pm EDT

A man who faints/ The Convenience Nurse/ Michael “Squints” Palledorous/ The Deadly Dance/ Nosebleeds/ Big Time High School Fights/ Little Mac vs. Bald Bull/ We’re like A Night at the Roxbury/ Running Aarons/ Cardinals/ Condescending Bottle Return Machines/ Tommy has an Honors Degree/ Leslie/ The Regular World 17: You’re Only Hot at Work/ A Money Order Disaster/ Hot Leslie/ Gene’s in Dead Zeppelin/ encouraging fatal flaws/ changing your laugh/how a pimp do/ A bonfire comedian/keep it flowing/ William Shatner vs. Sebastian Bach/ A look back to our first recorded conversation 5 years ago!/ Randy’s ravaged voice/ Sexy time/ Puppy Play/ The Secret Lives of Human Pups/ Online dating/ A saucy tomato/ Those huge oversized glasses/ Internet pheromones/ What are you hiding?/Dating a cyclops/At some point, everyone’s got to become shallow/ Those quirky, beautiful girls/ Two face/ The Ranch Daddy/ Who’s your favorite red head?/ Talking Rams/ Comb your hair/ THE MORTGAGE/Sign Language Facetime/ The Long, Drawn Out Goodbye/ Irish Car Bombs/ “I am all of a Theisman”


Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(episode 118)

Direct download: S04E18._Five_Finger_Fruit_Punch.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:02pm EDT