Miserable Retail Slave

Tommy and Wal-Mart are in a feud/ Tommy doesn’t know what frugal means/ The Glossary of Neck Tattoos/ Deep Thoughts with Tommy/ Thank you, Wal-Mart Jesus/ Robin’s speedo/ Robin has hairy legs/ Batman loves Morrisey/ Tommy ranks Batman villains/ Bat Shark Repellant/ Batman vs Sharks/ Randy is a Minecraft character/ Barber Bill gets Triggered/ Being defined by your hair part/ The Sacred Symbol/ Women with straight down hairs/ The Great Barber vs. Beautician War/ That Barber Pole/ Lost Wages, Nevada/ The Patreon Page/ Tommy’s never gonna sell out Madison Square Garden/ Wilson/ Online Dating/ A plea to Dok Doom/ Smashingly/ Introducing Rita/ turning Tinder into a promotional machine/ We are sells outs/ The D*ck of the Week/ Supa Po’/ Sexting Gremlins/ So buoyant/ Acne/ The zitty, zitty face of the company/ Morticia/ Dr. Penrose

 

*S04E40 and S04E41 + Diary of a Retail Slave, vol. 1 and vol. 2 are exclusive for Patreon subscribers! Go ahead. Subcribe: patreon.com/miserableretailslave

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
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(Episode 143)

Direct download: S04E43._The_Glossary_of_Neck_Tattoos.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:47am EDT

Whistling fats/ Safety pins/ Remember when there was no fact checking with Google?/ An expert on religion, ten drinks in/ That Hamburger Helper Glove mascot/ The Noid/ The Eye Doctor/ Tommy’s a dumpy little bat boy/ Zombie Eyes/ Ol’ Raisin Eyes/ The Rock is sexy/ Hulk Hogan’s Uncle Jesse (The Body)/ These Mondays/ Is Monday the start of the week or is Sunday?/ A Day in the Life of a Tommy/ Tommy’s friend played against Dave Coulier in a hockey game/ Jeff Daniels vs. Dave Coulier/ Moby Dick Monday/ Living on a houseboat/ Randy can’t swim/ World Records/ Made a trip through time and space/ Talking to a woman in The Regular World/ Training videos/ A new sponsor/ Smiting my enemies/ A visit to KFC/ “I was the fatness”/ Tommy’s sobriety/Tommy has road rage/ The Southpaw Spocker/ Spock judgement/ KFC holds the world’s secrets/ Nic Cage/ A Hulk Hogan leg drop stops time/ A retail tale…or re-tale, if you will/ The female embodiment of Beetlejuice/ D of the Week/ A new mascot for Thanksgiving/ My Meat Song/ The Backburner/ iTunes Reviews/ Tommy was on a classic rock station and didn’t mention the podcast

 

 

*S04E40 and S04E41 are exclusive for Patreon subscribers! Go ahead. Subcribe: patreon.com/miserableretailslave

 

Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast
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Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

(Episode 142)

 

Direct download: S04E42._Chuckle_Buckets.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:30pm EDT

Not stressing the important stuff/ Taco Bell Sushi/ standing in line/ Tommy shops for volleyball shorts/ Big Jim Day/ Haystacks/ Dennis’s Dog/ Tommy eats 50 lbs of pizza/ Wii Fat/ It’s Election Night!/ Voting/ Third Parties/ Everyone’s a POS/ Wolf Blitzer/ Breaking News: i don’t know/ Getting an awesome vice president/ Black Belt Jones/ The Power Team/ Seeing three Jake “the Snake” Roberts/ Biggest Wrestlers/ A Real Life Troll/ Does the president get drug tested?/ Rebooting Rambo/ Freddy vs. Rambo/ Too Young to Die/ A professional wrestling transition/ Joe Rogan “Triggered”/ Real Time Election Results/ “You gotta keep me endeared”/ Missed Connections/ Whackadoodles/ Don’t kiss those treacherous lips/ Walking off with a cliffhanger/ The Missed Connections Ann Landers/ An infinite number of Caidens/ The Rub


Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast
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Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy
 
(Episode 139)

Direct download: S04E39._Breaking_News_-_I_dont_know.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:27am EDT

Tommy overanalyzes everything/ They call me Gameboi/ Disclaimer/ A New Era of Positivity/ Famous Amos Moral Tales/ Mike Degrease Tyson/ Another horrible impression from Tommy/ The Power of Chuck/ Seeking Action Figure Status/ Beware the Freckled Children/ A frightening fact/ Rotting potatoes/ Hometowns/ Buying ice is a scam/ Black Eyes/ Fetus Sister/ Glen The Ice Man/ Future Mayors of America/ Boots/ Uh-Huh/ Being a fan of Pras in The Fugees/ Tommy gives up/ Rhode Island, home of the feral clowns/ wearing glasses for facial expressions/ Tommy’s small eyes/ Tommy’s smart phone addiction/ Country Music Name Game/ Cosmic Hallelujah/ Tommy’s stance on country music/ A Nancy Sinatra/ Cher likes bottled water

 

Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy

 

(Episode 138)

 

 

Direct download: S04E38._Gameboi_and_Road_Bike.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:16pm EDT

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