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Tommy can’t remember his childhood/ We make a Quantum Leap reference/ Abe Falcon is a Netflix Pioneer/ Never Stop Flipping/ Hootie & the Blowfish is the worst band ever/ You can’t Netflix Binge when you have real life/ Tommy should enter a strong man competition/ Randy has a way to unite the country/ Tommy looks like Kirby/ Taking away this Netflix/ Bones/ Sculpt Tommy’s beard/ How is a life as a big sissy?/ Sick again/ a plague of box elder bugs/ Tommy has an oil slick on his face/ Tommy has a third nipple on his forehead/ Another fast food incident/ Drive Thrus/ Gut fears/ Stretch marks/ “You’re like a kite in the wind right now”/ Loose skin/ Tommy is pretty shrinkwrapped/ Remind yourselves on the WAYS OF THE ROAD/ Drive Thrus are always a disaster/ Three hard shell tacos/ The Coolness Factor of the Taco Bell Menu/ Tommy’s teeth are falling out/ Have you ever tried to wiggle your teeth?/ Health insurance/ Fairly Unhealthy/ Yahoo Answers/ How do you become popular in high school?/ The Return of Chris Vickers/ Tommy has coarse words for Chris Vickers/ Dexter from Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics/ Online dating nonsense/ Getting wooed by Match/ Another Miserable Cynic/ Rusty at these messages/ Missed Connections on Match DOT com/ Staging a romantic comedy relationship/ Updates on Red/ More cringe worthy moments/ Tons of Puns/ Introducing Danger Zone/ Gotta get with the cat/ The Horse

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
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(Episode 154)

Direct download: S04E54._Danger_Zone.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:33am EDT


Alright, Alright, Alright/ Getting older and getting weirder/ Mispronouncing Names/ Tummy/ The Human Sponge/ The Few Things in Life That are Funny/ Bumby/ Weird Thoughts/ Shower Beer City, a Water Park for Self Loathing Adults/ Mr Umbrella/ The Tip of The Iceberg and The Infinite Goof/ Tommy has a new voice/ 7 Years of Groans/ The first joke that Tommy told onstage/ Valentines Day/ Trying to not to get sick/ A new Mortal Kombat fatality/ Wearing a sick mask/ The Rules of Dealing with a Vomiting Man/ Two girls, one cup nostalgia/ The grossest thing that made you gag/ Booger Josh/ “I bet you were, Speedball”/ Is it offensive or nah?/ Another gross fast food encounter/ Save the Gorditas/ Oh My God/ Tommy gets sentimental/ Quote of the day/ Gas Stations of the World/ Missed Connections/The State Line/ Knight in Shining Armor/ A homewrecker/ The Miserable Hotline/ Charles Connections/ Long necks/ Tommy filmed a thing for Laughter is the Cure/ Tommy is on an emergency card/ No Tommy kisses for David the Producer

 

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Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 153)

 

Direct download: S04E53._Shower_Beer_City.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:05pm EDT

A Retail Rant/ A Leatherfaced Harpy/ Tommy learned what GOAT means/ The Randy-Man Can/ That’s Deceiving/ Band-Aid/ Tommy worries about blood on his sandwich/ Stretched out belly buttons/ Bloody Band-Aids/ The Great Nacho Fiasco of 2012/ Fat Tuesday/ Another gas station tale/ Calamity Randy/ Freedom Gas/ Pay Attention/ Step Dad terms/ Lark/ The worst kinds of Shauns/ Online dating nonsense/ Fake News/ The worst kind of subtraction problem/ Red/ Illuminati Brother/ Red’s Pictures/ Everything’s a hoot/ Shy Bladder and the Kidney Stones/ A Clip from “Let Me Tell Ya”/ Mr. Power Struggle/ Tommy likes Maron/ The Miserable Hotline/ Must Love Belly Buttons/ Tommy’s arch enemy/ Tommy gets attacked on The Miserable Hotline/Tommy smelled like mothballs for an entire year

 

(episode 151)

Direct download: S04E52._Bloody_Sammich.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:02am EDT

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