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Swans/ Debates/ Backyard weddings/ Extended family terminology/ For Your Convenience/ “if we could create the estimated death”/ Hand sanitizer/ Meaty Lips/ Topless coffee shops/ Randy is a villain?/ Tommy aged 8 years in 1 week/ sweat suits/ Cigarettes/ Joe Camel/ Indecisive reversers/ Being tired of people who think they can say what they want/ Trips to the bank/ Allowances/ Bank tellers/ Big Pockets Thompson/ Tommy’s taking a trip to the lumberyard/ Tommy has anxiety over household chores/ Nervous Tommy/ This lumber life/ The Saga of Red continues/ Inspiring podcasts/ She Gone/ Randy’s last words/ An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure/ Tommy’s short haircut/ Randy’s Career Fair/ My Pal, Pig Pen/ Crazy Rituals/ Yahoo Answers/ husband bunking/ Bad influences/ Tommy’s a fan of Aaron Neville

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
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(Episode 134)

Direct download: S04E34._This_Lumber_Life.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:05pm EDT

Meeting Crazy People/ Tommy’s Homeless Ex-Girlfriend/ Developing a personality/ Tommy’s gumline/ Having desk jobs/ Wearing a Big Cardboard Gerber Baby Face/ The Convenience Nurse is on Tinder/ Taking awful pictures/ The Good Swipe/ Tommy has a meme-able face/ Tinder and Spotify partnership/ ’90s Fart Rock/ Picking your Tinder song/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Becoming a Professional Line Stander/ The Saga of Red continues/ Spreading the gospel of #WaitItOut/ One Constant Dot Dot Dot/ The Stupidest Question/ Small Talk With My Boyfriend/ The Perfect Hipster Scenario/ Sex Mad Tortoise Saves His Species From Extinction/ Diego, the sexual hurricane tortoise/ Tommy’s new segment/ Terror Tommy’s Super Supernatural Terrible Terror Tales: the Ghost of Minnie Quay/ Spirits travel faster in water/ Tommy becomes a part of the story/ UF-Uh-Ohs/ herds of pervs and gangs of nerds/ Missed Connections/ sexuality is weird/ Oddest Town Names in America/ The Miserable Hotline/ No Duncan Shiek

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 133)

Direct download: S04E33._Jobber_For_Life.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:17pm EDT

Drinking on a weekday/Pangea of the Mind/ Dad Speak/ Rebooting my life/ Shared Bathroom Etiquette/ Tommy’s not quick/ A Forrest Gump of the Highest Order/ Drinking up the awkward/ People have no clue/ Tommy Goes West/ The Roast of Rob Lowe/ Fish Necks/ Unseen Dangers/ One Direction is inside Tommy/ “My seaweed is my spinach”/ Fears/ Those space sharks/ Aquaman’s Prune Face/ Randy is attacked by a foreign exchange student/ Fish with human teeth/ Super HAB crocodiles/ The Saga of Red/ Tommy’s theme song/ Tommy, the advice guru/ #WaitItOut/ Taking it to Level 2-2/ The laziest motivational speaker in the world/ The Red Scare/ Little Spidey/ Gavin Rossdale gossip/ Calls from The Miserable Hotline/The Elvis Room/ The Cover of the Rolling Stone/ Randy and Tommy get Married

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 132)

Direct download: S04E32._Khaki_Dads_and_Inferior_Fathers.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:26pm EDT

Mannequin: It’s the Popcorn Trick, in which we review the late ‘80s romantic comedy.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel/ The Epic Life In Paulie Walnuts/ Job Updates/ Reasons to leave retail/ A Life Spent Surrounded by Cargo Shorts and Booze/ The Gumshoe/ Some Secret Prize/ Nine Eleven/ Mannequin/ Crush the World with a Fist of Power/ The Kim Cattrall Cast/ Appealing to the gods/ ‘80s fashion is the worst/ Mannequin vs. Over the Top/ The Musical Montage/ Top 5 Toilet Scenes in Movies/ Who can understand a Benicio del Toro/ Bragging Rights/ Shawshank Redemption plot theory/ Jared Leto’s Joker

Direct download: S04E31._Blessed_Plastic.mp3
Category:Television and Film -- posted at: 9:25pm EDT

The First Person that You Ever Hated/ Forever Optimist/ Constellations on his Face/ Plastic Giraffes/ The Pencil/ Tommy’s feelings journal/ MTV VMAs/ Curved/ Squad Goals/ Language these days/ Tommy’s Sitcom Laugh/ The Haunted Mirror/ Randy’s Career Fair: Snake Milker/ Snake Farm is There/ Do Sharks Have Nipples?/ Shark Teat/ The Tale of Randy’s Week/ The Legend of HAB/ Bars Closing Early/ What happened with the dog pun girl?/ The Saga of Red begins/ All the Stars are Aligning/ Effed by an owl/ Hologram Relationships/ HAB’s Sugar Smacks/ No Crazy Cat Men/ Shootin’ my Shot with Buckshot/ Tommy’s Advice/ DRAMA IN THE BAND/ The Human Smiley Face/ Important job interviews/ Adult Clothes/ Miserable Retail Slave was attacked

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 130)

Direct download: S04E30._Situationally_Curved.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:48pm EDT

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: It’s the Popcorn Trick, in which we review the cult classic.

The Full Sheets/ Online dating nonsense/ The Retail Paradise That Gainfully Employees Me/ Sideways glances/ Paul Bunyan’s Applesauce/ An unwanted online dating encounter/ Redbox and Chill/ House Party/ Baby Childs/ The Myth Of the Stork/ Dancing Kids/ Big Trouble in Little China/ John Carpenter/ The Fetching Kim Cattrall/ Jack Burton the hero/ Mortal Kombat and Big Trouble in Little China/ Raiden and Kung Pow Chicken/ Aren’t you going to kiss her?/Big Trouble In Little China soundtrack/ Ghost Ship/ Everybody has a list/ Top 5 family movies that frighten/ Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz/Judge Droom/ Freddy eats people/ Bragging Rights/People who laugh

Direct download: S04E29._The_Men_Who_Laugh.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:05pm EDT

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