Miserable Retail Slave

Featuring Special Guests Sam Silverstein and Nick Tenaglia from Laughteristhecure.com !!!

Someone Fell Into Feelings/ Tommy’s a creampuff/ Randy immigrated from Croatia/ Wretched Goat Vomit/ Snapchat filters/ Felecia, the Patron Saint of Byes/ Inspirational/ Tommy is a Choreboy/ 150th episode/ Perpetual pizza/ Tommy the stray cat/ the tougher pasta/ One more to add to the glossary of neck tattoos/ A fight about urban sprawl/ Missed Connections with TRB from The Retail Rant and Dr. Penrose from Penrose vs. Anybody/ The ranking of doctors/ Chicken pants/ Foghorn Eggpants/ Laughteristhecure.com/ Tommy trolls the park/ “Nice umbrella”/ Bit by Bit/ Being a bigger creep than Tommy/ What Laughter is The Cure is all about/ Kevin the VERY friendly ghost/ Mookie/ Smiling is for Life/ Would you rather a Super Mario mushroom or star?/ Tommy’s Nintendo story/ RIP Tootsie/ The One Finger Selfie challenge/ Cocoa Wheats or Nether Bits with Honey/ The Legend of Weedboy/ Missed Connections/Danger Sex/ Cheetos/ Just a dancer named Kitten/ Help out some kids, you selfish pigs/ Nervous poos is a real thing

 

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Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 150)

Direct download: 150._Searching_for_Wendy_Weinberg.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:53am EDT

What’s your glitch, man?/ Mom sarcasm/ Live Laugh Love/ the Time Tommy got kicked out of a book store/ Sexy Sass Bombs/ The Myers-Briggs Test/ “it looks like water…but it ain’t water”/ Tommy the ice skater/ Tommy’s a winner/ The Wedding Date/ Not the best man/ Ruining Tommy’s special day/ The Limbo/ Barber Bill Tales/ The Monkey Apocalypse/ What if we become the aliens?/ Ride the comets/ Online dating nonsense/ Did Red ever respond?/ Jam & Tonic/ The Sophomore Effort/ Metal Mom/ textual laughter/ Deep Screamers/ Pay phones/ Missed Connections/ Side glancing Sammys/ The Moose Preserve/ I am the Conductor/ Tommy’s arch nemesis/ Parking Lot Reform/ the Bride of Beetlejuice

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Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast
Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave
Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 149)

Direct download: S04E49._Hale-Bopp.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:54pm EDT

ahoo Answers/ That Mariah Carey/ Scandals/ Moms are weird/ Star Bores/ “Eye Balls, Get Back in My Body”/ Diva Repellant/ Cricks/ People Watching/ A mid-40s date/ Trenchcoat/ Friendzoned/ The Lover Equation/ ‘Gram Worthy/ Missed Connections/ Lil Country Girl/ These O.D.s/ The Miserable Hotline needs your help/ The Start of the Bad/ “You do something special to my Diet Pepsi”/ Tommy almost gets mugged/ Randy the Mallrat/ Got Green/ the Harry Potter Ball/ An app/ Tinder problems/ Facebook is a mating ground/ To become the most interesting man in the world/ sending an online dating message/ The #WaitItOut Movement/ Throwing my hat in the ring/ The Bachelor/ Christine/ Shall we play a game?/ Super Music Maker Deluxe Game/ Young M.A./ Tommy knows what makes the hits/ Daya/ Squadgoals/ Tommy deleted his Twitter

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Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast
Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave
Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 148)

 

Direct download: S04E48._Perfectionie.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:04am EDT

Polite Sick/ Elbow Crooks/ Tommy is Uncle Todd/ Tommy meets Barber Bill/ Nathan, the best gas station attendant in the world/ Randy’s new catchphrase/ Nathan’s friends/ Grapple/ Ruining a man’s day/ Cursed by a lazy eye/ Tommy is a Dick Van Dyke Man/ Are you a New You?/ Tommy’s 2016 New Year’s Resolutions/ Tommy has a house/ Randy needs whimsy/ Sharing a hobby/ Drones/ Facing death/ Hawk fights/ A Hawk Weapon/ Online dating nonsense/ Tommy’s a super quitter/ An age of enlightenment/ Tommy’s worst memory/ These blondes/ A tutor/ Having fun/ Felippe the Hawk/ Aren’t you right?/ Randy’s Career Fair/ Rent-A-Friend/ My new friend Sam/ The Reality Check Best Friend? The Poo to Non-Poo Ratio/ How Tommy got fat/ The Cult of Dr. Penrose

 

Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and consider donating to the cause!


Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast
Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave
Follow Tommy on Twitter: @TomEComedy
Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy
Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy


(Episode 147)

Direct download: S04E47._Drone_AF_Bro.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:24pm EDT

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