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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

Sep 15, 2017

Why would I do that?/ the fans/ peaks and valley/ Wrinkles galore/ What percentage of the nation finds you attractive?/ The Ultimate Betrayal: Michael and the Ninja Turtles/ Wedding probation/ local bowling alley legends/ Peter Dinky/ Hogging the glory/ Cocky about self awareness/ Too ugly/ God’s Yawning Son/ We go...


Sep 6, 2017

MC Whopper/ Overly happy retail workers/ Nathan, The Best Gas Station Attendant in the World/ a ball of drugs/ that time someone almost got sold meth/ the nose ring power of fable/ closing the pool/ fake and sarcastic retail/ food tremors/ Call your hotlines, kids/ Tommy’s new haircut/ the wolf man of paris, france/...


Aug 30, 2017

Baby Birded/ These fast food lines/ The Breaking Bad RV/ Freestyle Coke Machines/ The Filthy Larry/ Lips/ a horrible Venus fly trap/ a sickly Edgar Allan Poe/ the morning class/ coffee and workplace humor/ 127 Hours/ Weird Online Dating Sites/ Settle For Love/ the Tinder for Weed/ Gluten Free Singles/ Gothic Match/...


Aug 23, 2017

The worst pharmacy of all the lands/ The bad Avengers/ The worst retail workers/ Old Muffins/ a return to Fully Bev/ “We Got Ice!”/ Frozen miracles/ A bumbling gargoyle/ PAT/ PAT TIME/ A Miserable Retail Slave/ Tommy’s a Ghetto Superstar/ Lauryn Hill Part 2/ How many blinds?/ The Eclipse/ We are sheeple/ What do...


Aug 16, 2017

Hair scares/ A gypsy curse/ An alpha move/ A left part/ A southpaw/ The microphone master/ the variations of the female haircut/ The twisted beauty salon experience/ Tommy the nice guy/ Heaven is to blame/ Mushrooms and horse noises/ The Great Relief of it all/ Tommy’s 2-hour haircut/ Dreaming about haircuts/ “i beg...