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Miserable Retail Slave is a comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting. 

"Useless and Enjoyable" - listener review of the show.

Give us three episodes, you'll be so hooked. 

May 14, 2017

Hang on every word like a Cliffhanger/ Study Cliffhanger/ Dolph Lundgren’s Triple Threat/ Fan fiction/ Randy’s 7 year old shirt/ James Dean’s Headstone/ These d-bags are multiplying/ The Cliff Burton of one of his Tommy’s jokes/ Hobo erotica/ Tommy’s description of a shirt/ Salt and pepper/ All the Kevins of...


May 8, 2017

Witnessing a retail incident/ The Miserable Retail Meal/ Freestyle Coke machines/ A drive-thru fit/ So hangry/ Throwing the entire restaurant into chaos/ Why are owls the wise birds?/ The lazy predator/ a new national bird and a new statue of liberty/ Come wallow in my tragic kingdom/ balloons draped over the power line...


May 1, 2017

More Tales of Barber Bill/ Tommy’s emo haircut/ being one the guys in the barber shop/ Rags Wilson, “Edsel’s Last Plow”/ Telepathic barbers would make the best hitman/ Hitman barber skills/ Cut the Soul Hair/ Tommy would make a good hitman/ The Glorious Singing Mafia/ Tommy performs Dean Martin/ Win the...


Apr 24, 2017


Tommy’s Hamster Wheel/ Anxiety/ Randy was an uneasy rider/ Creeps have library cards/ One mini-disaster after another/ a new hero?/ One of the guys in O-Town/ Tucking your shirt in is your security blanket/ The age range of shots/ Becoming a bar man/ Introducing Drawstring/ Drawstring’s special ability/ Tommy’s...


Apr 16, 2017

NBA Jam rumors/ Can’t hate Jordan/ Tommy’s inner peace/ Simple Man/ Go have a little comedy baby/ Tommy Definitions/ “A Water Gun”/ A horror inside in a tupperware dish/ Food in a bathroom?/ Can you die from the scent of nuts?/ A nut assassin/ Make Peanut Butter, Not War/ All the Fat Boyz of America Unite/ the...